My life is a theme park!

Let me rephrase that.

My life is a rollercoaster. Of stress. It's not a rollercoaster because I have up-down periods of stress; it's more the fact that I launch from stressing over law to stressing over the internship with much stomach-jolting along the way. Before June is half through, I will have found freedom. Until then ( Read more... )

I chipped my nail polish. I CHIPPED IT. It was so shiny and blue. This is every bit as tragic and dramatic as soap operas would have us believe. 

My family just devoured a whole tureen of chocolate pudding. Luckily half of it had exploded over the microwave, hence saving our waistlines. Totally not my fault. At least it's better than that time I put a plastic squeezy bottle of honey in the microwave...

Lesson: Microwaves are evil, their instructions incomprehensible and their explosive ( Read more... )

 You know when it gets to Sunday night, and you spent the whole weekend doing everything except studying, and suddenly you realise that come Monday, you're going to fall into a pit of bleak, bleak despair at the utter impossibility of finishing everything in time before Easter weekend?

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On the plus side, just got a pay slip and I've been bumped up ( Read more... )

So I maybe destroyed my car a bit. Maybe. Not sure. It seemed abnormally difficult to steer last night, and I think something underneath was scraping against my driveway that doesn't normally scrape. And there was that massive arm-thick tree branch that I ran over (accidentally) night before last; I blame the extreme winds and the bloody gum trees ( Read more... )

My sister and I just found a host of maggots in the 100s and 1000s. I ate fairy bread last week. FML.